Shaquille O’neal is living in Emmitt Smith’s old Phoenix area crib so he has no need for his South Beach estate. The home has been on the market for nearly a year with no takers, forcing Shaq to lower the price tag.

At least the drops in price allow Shaq to add The Big Slasher to his list of nicknames for himself. The home was built by Rony Seikaly in 1992, and Shaquille paid nearly $19 million for it in 2004. O’Neal thought he had sold the home last November, but New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez walked on the deal. If and when Shaq sells the place he’ll have to change the line about Diddy livin next to him in his Kobe Bryant diss.

Shaquille O’Neal, South Beach, home for sale

Still I got to pause when I think about her in those draws..I would’ve started typing right after the picture like I normally do, but I had to take a moment of silence for Serena Williams’ ass… If I had the comments enabled I’d get all of the “that’s gross, she’s fat, eeeeewwww” type of comments but ass aficionados know what’s up.. That’s luggage..

Serena’s Grand Slam Ass. Courtesy of TMZ

Photo Courtesy of MavrixPhoto.com

More of Serena’s A-S-S on Y-B-B:
Serena Williams Modeling in India
Serena “Sugar Fly” Williams

Tags: Serena Williams, Bikini, Big Ass, Booty

The Phoenix Suns brought Shaquille O’Neal to the desert to bolster their defense. It looks like the Big Fella will be serving and protecting the paint along with the citizens of Tempe, Arizona. Following in his law enforcement loving ways, Shaquille O’Neal has signed up as a volunteer for the Tempe Police.

The Phoenix Suns player visited the police station March 20 and filled out an application to be a volunteer, said department spokeswoman Sgt. Cindy Davies.

Davies said she did not know when O’Neal planned to start volunteering or why he chose Tempe.

Police department volunteers assist in a range of activities, from handing out flyers to acting as an interpreter.

After Shaq’s attempts at Chinese, it looks like he’ll be the Big Leaflet. I don’t know what his duties were with the Miami police, but he had a Reno 911! moment when he worked with sheriffs in Virginia.. In the end, Shaq will probably be a promotional tool for the Tempe PD like he was in Los Angeles.

Shaq to volunteer for Tempe police. Courtesy of the AP via KVOA News

Tags: Shaquille O’Neal, Police Officer, Tempe, Miami, Los Angeles, video, youtube

Take-Two, the company that produces Grand Theft Auto, has turned down a $2 billion dollar takeover bid from Electronic Arts. This doesn’t mean the deal is dead. In fact, it could take place April 30th, the day after GTA IV is released.. The two companies have differing opinions on the bid; Take-Two thinks it’s too low, and of course EA thinks it’s more than fair.

I don’t care what the two sides have to do, but this deal must get done. The combination of Take-Two Interactive Software Inc. and Electronic Arts Inc. could lead to the greatest video game in the history of video games.. Grand Theft Auto: John Madden.

Imagine a game with the GTA crime theme and an NFL storyline. Sorta like Playmakers for Playstation. There are endless directions to take this idea…

The game always starts easy so the first mission would be something simple.. Like using the Madden Cruiser to run over Joe Buck. After that, it’s on.

• Nashville: Take down the notorious Pacman crew that has been terrorizing local strip clubs. Score extra cash by letting the leader make it rain before you take him out.
• Dallas: Use any means necessary to keep the paparazzi away from Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson. You can earn bonus points for rushing Terrell Owens to the hospital before he starts crying.
• Miami: Kidnap Ricky Williams from a yoga studio and get him to Dolphins’ practice before he retires or gets high.
• New England: Escort Matt Walsh from his hotel to the Federal building without Bill Belichick videotaping you or eliminating Walsh.
• Atlanta: Stomp out the Bad Newz dogfighting ring, but watch out for the killer pitbulls. This task is easy if you catch one of the low level guys that is likely to snitch on his boss.
• Cincinnati: One of the hardest levels in the game. You gotta keep every member of the Bengals outta jail for 48 hours.
• Las Vegas: A final showdown in a hotel room with O.J. Simpson. You’ll have to fight Jerry Porter and Levi Jones before you get up to the Juice’s room. Once you’re there, he’s pretty much impossible to put away. I suggest using a white woman to distract him before you make your move.

Who’s not buying this game? Nobody. EA, email me so we can straighten out my royalties.
Take-Two: EA Bid Wrong Price, Wrong Time. Courtesy of The Associated Press

Tags: John Madden, EA Sports, Grand Theft Auto, NFL, video games

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Bill Callahan and Karl Dorrell are both hated by the fans of the teams that they coach. Down in Texas, Dennis Franchione is no different. Despite sitting at 5-2, the blowout loss at Miami and the ass whooping from Texas Tech have the Aggies’ faithful aggy. A loss at Nebraska this weekend might push them over the edge.

The letter in the video is being written to Texas A&M Director of Athletics, Bill Byrne. A word of advice for ya Mr. Byrne.. Go ahead and setup a new email address and phone number just in case you lose to the Cornhuskers.

Tags: Dennis Franchione, Texas A&M, College Football, You Tube, Eminem

If gambling was abolished, do you know who would suffer the most? The NFL and the NBA referees. Regardless of the NFL’s official stance on wagering, the reason the league is so popular is because of the violence, gambling, and video games. But I’m not here to call the NFL a bunch of hypocrites, I’m here to salute the gridiron gladiators. I am entertained and hopefully my picks do likewise.

I’m superstitious, so I never pick for or against my favorite team, the Philadelphia Eagles. The home team is in bold type.

Houston -3 over Kansas City: I didn’t see a lot of the Texans in preseason but I saw all of Hard Knocks.

Buffalo +3 over Denver: The Broncos are gonna have a nice season but it’ll get off to a slow start in upstate New York. Under 37 is tempting.

Pittsburgh -4.5 over Cleveland: The Browns aren’t gonna put it together over 1 summer.

Tennessee +6.5 over Jacksonville: The rule of thumb is to decide which team you think is going to win outright, and then bet on that team. I’m breaking the rule. The Jaguars win a close game.

St. Louis -1 over Carolina: If the Rams are gonna be who I think they are, they have to win this game.

Minnesota -3 over Atlanta: Joey Harrington is 1-4 lifetime vs. Minnesota. 0-4 at the Dome. The lone win came last year at home in Miami.

Miami +3 over Washington: I’m not expecting a lot from either of these teams this season but I like Miami a little more.

NYJ +6.5 over New England. I can make an argument for both teams in this game. That makes me think the game will be close.

Seattle -6 over Tampa Bay: Holmgren vs. Gruden. Hasselbeck vs. Garcia. I like the Seahawks in those matchups and the game.

San Diego -6 over Chicago: One of these teams will be almost as good as last year and the other’s qb is gonna end up costing them.

Detroit +1.5 over Oakland: It wouldn’t be Oakland if they didn’t start the season with a quarterback controversy.. Which should start about midway through the 2nd quarter.

Dallas -5.5 over NYG: The Cowboys offense gets all of the attention but that defense is gonna be really tough up front.

Cincinnati -2.5 over Baltimore: If the game was in Baltimore, I would pick the Ravens.

San Francisco -3 over Arizona: Every year is the year that the Cardinals are gonna turn it around. This might really be their time, but not this week.