Joey Porter of the Miami Dolphins and Brandon Marshall of the Denver Broncos don’t like each other, and to prove it they’re telling reporters. Porter got the beef ball rollin’ after the Dolphins knocked of the Broncos on Sunday with gems like this:

“He’s one of those soft receivers, where he has to have the ball all the time. If he don’t get it, he’s going to mope and cry.”

Brandon Marshall spoke to the Rocky Mountain News on Tuesday and fired back at Joey Porter.

“Joey Porter’s one of those guys, when you’ve got guys who talk a lot of trash and want to talk about people or put people down, they have their own insecurities. His insecurities, I don’t know,” Marshall said.

“But he’s definitely one of those guys who all those muscles are popcorn muscles. He’s soft. We hear stories floating around the league all the time about him, as far as him being in nightclubs, dancing with his shirt off like a girl, or in the playground getting beat up back in California,” Marshall added. “He’s one of those guys that no matter how big he is, he can still get knocked on his butt. He’s soft. And you can tell the way he’s talking. His nickname’s ‘Peezy’. I don’t know what ‘Peezy’ is, Joey.”

All I wanna know is when the two of them are gonna be in the same Las Vegas casino. A word of advice for Brandon Marshall: watch out for Peezy’s homeboys.

Joey Porter had a busy weekend. We know he was trying to punk Brandon Marshall on Sunday, but he spent Saturday night watching his alma mater, Colorado State, take on BYU. Porter was in the mix at the college level too, earning CSU a 15-yard penalty after chest bumping running back Gatrell Johnson.

Here’s how the play looked on television:

All good things must come to an end, and unfortunately, bad things can’t end soon enough. I would like to thank Miami Dolphins linebacker Zach Thomas for putting his migraines to the side and crankin dat Soulja Boy right over the proverbial shark. It’s now time for some other stupid ass dance craze to take over.

More Soulja Boy gettin cranked:
Snoop Dogg
Miami Heat Cheerleaders

Tags: Zach Thomas, Miami Dolphins, NFL, Soulja Boy, youtube, utube

Here’s how I see the rest of the season playing out for New England, Miami, and St. Louis.

New England Patriots remaining schedule:

Bye week: A blessing from the league. A break after the biggest game of the season, and a chance to re-charge for the 16-0 run.
@ Buffalo: A two touchdown victory.
Philadelphia: A massacre.
@ Baltimore: 4 weeks from now the Ravens will be looking for the off season.
Pittsburgh: Could be a tough game, but it’s in Foxboro.
NY Jets: Mangini blew the whistle on Belicheat. He should expect a severe beatdown.
Miami: The Pats gave up 28 points to the Fins in the first game. They’ll be going for a shutout in this one.
@ NY Giants: If the record is on the line, the Pats will go for it. The G-men will probably need this game for playoff positioning, and they’ll have the added motivation of stopping New England, but it won’t matter. New England Patriots 16-0

The Miami Dolphins are 0-8 but let’s be realistic. They had road games at Washington, NYJ, and Houston that they lost by 3 points, and they lost by 10 in Cleveland. Their home games have been Dallas, Oakland, New England, and the NYG (in England). Miami’s bad but they should win a game or two.

The Miami Dolphins remaining schedule:

Buffalo: I wouldn’t be shocked if Miami won this game.
@Philadelphia: The Eagles are terrible but they should be a field goal better than the Dolphins.
@Pittsburgh: No chance.
NY Jets: A possible Kellen Clemens/Cleo Lemon match-up.. That’s if Miami hasn’t gone to John Beck. A win is within reason.
@Buffalo: A close loss, but the Dolphins had better hope they’ve picked up a win before this game.
Baltimore: Ravens win a crappy game.. Something like 15-9, or 12-6.
@New England: No.
Cincinnati: The Marvin Lewis is getting fired talk will be in full effect. Cincy pulls out the game to save his job.. Miami Dolphins 2-14

The Greatest Show On Turf has the chance to become the Biggest Joke of all time. Losses by 1 (San Francisco), 3 (Arizona), and 7 (Cleveland) represent the only games the Rams have lost by less than double digits. All 3 of the games were at home, and two of those teams are 100% garbage.

The St. Louis Rams remaining schedule:

@New Orleans: The Saints seem to have it turned around. Ass whoopin waitin.
@San Francisco: Oh so close.. But a loss.
Seattle: The Seahawks are weak, but they won’t lose this game.
Atlanta: The game that will prevent the Rams from going down in history.
@Cincinnati: Even when the Rams couldn’t stop anybody, they could still out score people. Now they can’t stop anybody and they can’t score. The Bengals should beat them by 7.
Green Bay: Snowball’s chance in hell.
Pittsburgh: Football’s chance in Europe.
@Arizona: If the Rams are sitting on 0-15, they’ll go all out and possibly win. It would be very Arizona Cardinal to let the Rams off the hook. St. Louis Rams 1-15

Tags: NFL, New England Patriots, Perfect Season, Miami Dolphins, St. Louis Rams, 16-0, 0-16

EA Sports is holding an election for the cover of it’s NFL Tour 2008. It seems like EA is rolling out a new NFL game every week. There’s Madden, NFL Street, NFL Head Coach, NFL Dogfighting, and the hardest game of all, NFL Black Quarterback. Here’s what EA’s latest installment is all about:

NFL Tour is a new NFL licensed video game that offers players a fun and engaging experience with the NFL and its talented players. Gamers will be able to embark on a fictional NFL road show. With real NFL players as teammates, players will travel across the country to play against each of the NFL teams in newly designed stadiums. As players defeat each of the NFL squads, they come one step closer to winning a NFL contract.

Yaaawwn.. Sounds like fun… The candidates for the NFL Tour are Jason Taylor, Shawne Merriman, and Dwight Freeney, and you can cast your vote here. If you haven’t decided on who deserves your vote, check out their ads.

Jason Taylor:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=148a70NoaT8[/youtube]

“Follow me to victory.” Yeah not quite JT. Not quite.

Shawne Merriman:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO5qtU1UjBo[/youtube]

According to Mr. Merriman he’s tough, soo pretty, and he hears them cry when they see him coming. That was a step up from Taylor’s vid. Wooo!!

Dwight Freeney:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oqhzq2rt98[/youtube]

If Dwight wins, I hope they wake him up for the cover shoot. I’d have to give my vote to Merriman if it’s based on these commercials, Freeney if it’s based on “team success”, and Taylor if it’s based on bad acting.

Decision ‘08. Courtesy of EA Sports

EA Sports Announces Cover Athlete Election. Courtesy of 360 Daily News

Tags: EA Sports, Video Games, NFL Tour, Jason Taylor, Shawne Merriman, Dwight Freeney

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Here’s the X-Men clip that started the Juggernaut craze… Don’t blame me for the incredibly shitty quality of this video that was filmed in the movie theater.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIN_JkHxYkk&mode=related&search=]

Too bad Mauia will never get to play in the NFL since he used the word “bitch”.

Draft pick runs through wall. Courtesy of The Sun Sentinel and peeped first at DeadSpin

Reagan Mauia runs through a wall. Courtesy of YouTube

Original clip from the X-Men movie series that inspired Mauia. Courtesy of YouTube

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