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Tony Romo Has More Than A Broken Pinky To Worry About

HG — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 05:43:51 +0000

Quarterback Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys has a broken pinky on his right hand and is expected to miss four weeks with the injury but that’s the least of his concerns right now. The team is on the verge of imploding, but it’s something that Romo’s girlfriend Jessica Simpson said that should have him scared.

Jess has decided to apply some Arizona Cardinals like pressure to her man by telling Australia’s Daily Telegraph she’s ready for children. And a bunch at that.

Via MSNBC.com

“I’d love six kids running around, but I guess I’ll have to start pretty soon.”

Jessica is pretty much yelling “Hurry up and marry me Tony” since we know that daddy Joe Simpson isn’t letting his prize daughter get knocked up without being hitched. And six kids? Why not kick the extra point and have seven? I guess six makes sense though. Jessica Simpson’s career has turned out at least three times better than Britney Spears’ has. So if Brit can handle two kids with K-Fed as the daddy, Tony and Jessica ought to be able to take care of six.

Shaquille And Shaunie O’Neal Call Off Divorce

HG — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 08:50:55 +0000

**UPDATE 11-10-09** Shaunie O’Neal files for divorce from Shaquille O’Neal.

Shaquille O’Neal and his wife Shaunie have been working on saving their marriage for a while, and now the couple feels comfortable in saying that they’re staying together. Well at least Shaunie O’Neal does.

Ms. O’Neal was being interviewed by the Associated Press about her new video sharing Web site when she spoke on her marriage.

“Neither one of us could probably answer why we were getting one in the first place.”

“Things have been going so great, that someone actually had to remind us that ‘Hey, you do remember those papers are still there.’ Literally, it was days ago. So, we’ve agreed that before we leave Florida in a few days we’ll make sure that that’s gone away.”

Sounds like they’ve worked things out. Or that Shaq thought about the financial hit he was gonna take and let bygones be bygones. Or he thought about the ammo this would give Kobe’s revenge rap and decided to bite the bullet.

Shaquille O’Neal, Shaunie O’Neal, marriage

ALEX RODRIGUEZ WANTS DAUGHTER TO MARRY ANDY PETTITTE

HG — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:49:21 +0000

Alex Rodriguez knows that the media and fans are going to scrutinize his performance as he nears the career home run record. Rodriguez has been loosely linked to the steroid and HGH era by Jose Canseco and John Rocker.. They’re not the two strongest character witnesses, but rumors take on a life of their own. In an attempt to pick up some good karma down the road, A-Rod is going above and beyond for admitted HGH user and teammate Andy Pettitte.

“Andy is one of the greatest human beings I’ve ever met. I have two daughters — well, I have one and one on the way. If I had a daughter, I would want ‘em to marry Andy Pettitte. The age difference might be a little awkward, but in today’s day and age anything is possible.”

If there really is a such thing as karma, I doubt that offering your first born child’s hand in marriage to Andy Pettitte is what clears your slate.. A-Rod’s not known for his sense of humor, but he was kidding.. Right? I mean, I hope he’s kidding. Cause if not, 50 year old Andy Pettitte (still looking good due to HGH use) is gonna dump his wife to hook up with A-Rod’s 18 year old daughter.. That will take these two guys version of Yankees keeping it in the family to a new level.

A-Rod Expects Questions. Courtesy of The Associated Press
Photo courtesy of The Associated Press

Tags: Alex Rodriguez, Andy Pettitte, New York Yankees, Steroids, HGH