Quarterback Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys has a broken pinky on his right hand and is expected to miss four weeks with the injury but that’s the least of his concerns right now. The team is on the verge of imploding, but it’s something that Romo’s girlfriend Jessica Simpson said that should have him scared.

Jess has decided to apply some Arizona Cardinals like pressure to her man by telling Australia’s Daily Telegraph she’s ready for children. And a bunch at that.

Via MSNBC.com

“I’d love six kids running around, but I guess I’ll have to start pretty soon.”

Jessica is pretty much yelling “Hurry up and marry me Tony” since we know that daddy Joe Simpson isn’t letting his prize daughter get knocked up without being hitched. And six kids? Why not kick the extra point and have seven? I guess six makes sense though. Jessica Simpson’s career has turned out at least three times better than Britney Spears’ has. So if Brit can handle two kids with K-Fed as the daddy, Tony and Jessica ought to be able to take care of six.

The negative reaction to Shaq asking Kobe how his ass taste is overblown. Shaq was out at a club having some fun, and now the sheriff that supported broadcasting female prisoners sitting on the toilet on the internet is stripping him of fake badges.. The world needs to lighten up. He dissed Kobe Bryant not Barack Obama.. And since people are dissing Kobe Bryant, why wouldn’t his accuser from Colorado make her own diss track?

If you somehow missed the video the first time around here’s the extended version:

Super agent Drew Rosenhaus comes to Shaq’s defense:

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