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If you can make it past the first :45 seconds of the host being drunk or truly star struck, you’ll get to hear Ken Griffey Jr. talking about his love of paintball.. And you’ll learn that this chick really wants to play with Griffey’s kids. Seriously Griff, for the love of your children, DO NOT take her up on the coaching offer..

So Ken likes to take his entire family paintballin.. No big deal.. Until he’s out 6 months due to paintball related injuries.

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I don’t know what to say about the video itself.. It’s kinda funny, but it’s too fake for me. Everybody knows that MLB banned “super powers” in 1991 so that makes it impossible that Kirby Puckett could have been shooting lasers out of his eyes in the 1992 Midsummer Classic. I don’t know what “Jose Canseco shoots gays from his body” means and I don’t wanna know.

The actual 1992 All-Star game was an American League massacre. Kevin Brown was the winner, Tom Glavine the loser, in a 13-6 pounding by the A.L. Things were so bad for the National League that Tony Gwynn went 0-2 in front of his home crowd in San Diego. Ken Griffey Jr., Mark McGwire, Roberto Kelly, and Rueben Sierra all drove in 2 runs for the A.L. All-Stars. It’s a trip to look back over these rosters. Shout out to my man Tom Pagnozzi!!

I didn’t think their could be a video worse than this but I was wrong.

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