Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson joined Tiger Woods in Washington D.C. at the AT&T National Golf Tournament. Tony and Tiger teamed up on the links and Jess was there to sing the National Anthem.

Call me crazy but I didn’t think Jessica sounded bad. Some people disagree. After Ms. Simpson-Romo finished the Anthem Tony took a trip to the beach.

Here are two videos of Romo’s swing in slow motion since I know how badly you’ve all wanted to analyze his swing.

Quarterback Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys has a broken pinky on his right hand and is expected to miss four weeks with the injury but that’s the least of his concerns right now. The team is on the verge of imploding, but it’s something that Romo’s girlfriend Jessica Simpson said that should have him scared.

Jess has decided to apply some Arizona Cardinals like pressure to her man by telling Australia’s Daily Telegraph she’s ready for children. And a bunch at that.

Via MSNBC.com

“I’d love six kids running around, but I guess I’ll have to start pretty soon.”

Jessica is pretty much yelling “Hurry up and marry me Tony” since we know that daddy Joe Simpson isn’t letting his prize daughter get knocked up without being hitched. And six kids? Why not kick the extra point and have seven? I guess six makes sense though. Jessica Simpson’s career has turned out at least three times better than Britney Spears’ has. So if Brit can handle two kids with K-Fed as the daddy, Tony and Jessica ought to be able to take care of six.

This video was originally posted by Ty Sports back in January, but it’s definitely worth watching again. The video features Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo in 2004 when he was a third-stringer, and he’s asked about the top stories of the year. He ends up describing his ideal woman.

Romo was looking for a 5-foot 8-inch woman in ‘04, but he lowered his standards for the 5-foot 3-inch Simpson. I guess the blond hair is more important than the height. At least now we know why things didn’t work out between Tony Romo and Sophia Bush.

Jessica Simpson, the girlfriend of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, dissed the Philadelphia Eagles during an appearance on Good Morning America. Many people consider Jess to be a jinx for the Cowboys, and she’s gonna get some of the blame if they lose Monday night.

For the record the score is Dallas 2 Philadelphia 0 in pre-game trash talking. Adam “Pacman” Jones dismissed the Eagles’ victory over the St. Louis Rams, and now Romo’s personal cheerleader is sounding off. Donovan McNabb and the Eagles are keeping it low-key before the big game, but you know they’re hearing all of the talk.

Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback Tony Romo is a lucky man. He’s the qb of the premiere franchise in the NFL, and high profile women are throwing themselves at him. Romo has settled down with Jessica Simpson for the moment, but Jess tells Woody and Jim of 107.5 The River about one of her habits might make Tony scramble.

I guess I’d have to deal with it. Until this video I thought it was physically impossible for beautiful women like Jessica Simpson to fart.

Jessica also spoke to the fellas about being a curse for the Cowboys:

Jessica also spoke about her beef with Carrie Underwood. She says there’s nothing going on, but Tony Romo is still calling Carrie for some reason.. Probably to talk about going deep.

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Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has been linked to a number of starlets, but his most serious relationships have been with Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson. Romo and Underwood broke up about a year ago, and then Tony found Jessica and they’ve been on-again off-again ever since. Although, to let Carrie Underwood tell it Tony hasn’t completely moved on.

By way of the National Ledger, who cites US Weekly quoting Carrie Underwood from the September issue of Allure magazine, Romo is still dialing Underwood’s number.

Among the bombshells revelations from the country singer is that Romo, whom she dated for six months last year, still calls to chat – but doesn’t always receive a warm reception. “The phone will ring and it’ll be him, and I’ll maybe not answer,” she tells the mag.

Tony could be calling Carrie “to chat” but if it’s to the point that she’s avoiding his call sometimes I’m guessing the conversations are more than “hey, how ya doin?”. It sounds like a love triangle to me. Rumor has it that Jessica Simpson took a pregnancy test and the results said she’s not pregnant. Too bad. A baby would have raised the stakes in the ladies Texas Hold Him contest.

Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson, Carrie Underwood, love triangle

For those of you that didn’t know, namely Michael Irvin, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is a third-generation Mexican American on his father’s side. It even says so on Wikipedia so you know it has to be true. This video features his grandparents Ramiro and Felicita Romo, and even if you aren’t hablaing Español you can tell they’re proud of their grandson.

My Spanish is terrible at best but I’ll do my best to translate.

We’re very proud of Antonio. He’s a balla, but he probably could’ve done better in the girlfriend department, he is after all, the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys.. We could see him going out with Jessica Simpson if he was qb’n Arizona or Chicago, but not the freakin Dallas Cowboys.. He should be with a nice Mexican girl like Paulina Rubio..

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When Shaquille O’Neal sets up shop in a new city he gets involved with the community and gives back to the people. In this video Shaq is cutting the ribbon for a new reading center at a Boys & Girls Club in Scottsdale, Arizona. The Big Cactus lets it be known that he’s all about reading and learning and then gives some of the young boys a lesson.. By showing them how to pull up Jessica Simpson websites. So remember kids, Officer Shaq says stay in school and use the computers at the Boys & Girls Club for surfing softcore porn. If the kids get Jessica Simpson pics, I’m guessing it’s Jenna Jameson for the guys in the locker room.

Video courtesy of TrueHoop

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Take-Two, the company that produces Grand Theft Auto, has turned down a $2 billion dollar takeover bid from Electronic Arts. This doesn’t mean the deal is dead. In fact, it could take place April 30th, the day after GTA IV is released.. The two companies have differing opinions on the bid; Take-Two thinks it’s too low, and of course EA thinks it’s more than fair.

I don’t care what the two sides have to do, but this deal must get done. The combination of Take-Two Interactive Software Inc. and Electronic Arts Inc. could lead to the greatest video game in the history of video games.. Grand Theft Auto: John Madden.

Imagine a game with the GTA crime theme and an NFL storyline. Sorta like Playmakers for Playstation. There are endless directions to take this idea…

The game always starts easy so the first mission would be something simple.. Like using the Madden Cruiser to run over Joe Buck. After that, it’s on.

• Nashville: Take down the notorious Pacman crew that has been terrorizing local strip clubs. Score extra cash by letting the leader make it rain before you take him out.
• Dallas: Use any means necessary to keep the paparazzi away from Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson. You can earn bonus points for rushing Terrell Owens to the hospital before he starts crying.
• Miami: Kidnap Ricky Williams from a yoga studio and get him to Dolphins’ practice before he retires or gets high.
• New England: Escort Matt Walsh from his hotel to the Federal building without Bill Belichick videotaping you or eliminating Walsh.
• Atlanta: Stomp out the Bad Newz dogfighting ring, but watch out for the killer pitbulls. This task is easy if you catch one of the low level guys that is likely to snitch on his boss.
• Cincinnati: One of the hardest levels in the game. You gotta keep every member of the Bengals outta jail for 48 hours.
• Las Vegas: A final showdown in a hotel room with O.J. Simpson. You’ll have to fight Jerry Porter and Levi Jones before you get up to the Juice’s room. Once you’re there, he’s pretty much impossible to put away. I suggest using a white woman to distract him before you make your move.

Who’s not buying this game? Nobody. EA, email me so we can straighten out my royalties.
Take-Two: EA Bid Wrong Price, Wrong Time. Courtesy of The Associated Press

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Dallas Cowboy fans everywhere are hoping US Weekly’s claim that quarterback Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson could get engaged is an early April Fool’s day joke. There’s no way the Cowboy faithful are gonna allow the Human Jinx into the stadium. Is this a believable rumor? The source is Michael Starr, a close friend of Romo’s and he tells US Weekly:

“I think they’re going to get married.”

Sounds official to me… Or like a publicity stunt put together by Jessica Simpson’s dad. Whether it’s true or not, former Tony Romo girlfriend Sophia Bush thinks the kids can make it:

“I think they could go the distance. They’re perfect for each other. They’re both funny and wonderful and kind. I’m rooting for them.”

Aaahh isn’t Sophia Bush sweet? And full of crap. What woman is rooting for ex-boyfriend to have a successful new relationship? That would almost be like Nick Lachey giving Romo and Jessica the thumbs up.. Oh wait a second..

“I wish her nothing but happiness. If she’s found that… good for her.”

That’s Nick’s nice way of saying “I’m glad I’m done with that crazy broad and good luck to Tony Romo”. If this is true,, good luck indeed.

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo: “I think they’re going to get married”. Courtesy of US Weekly

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