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Jose Canseco Has A Bad Memory

HG — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:09:51 +0000

Jose Canseco isn’t the most credible man in the world but, love him or hate him you have to admit he’s a necessary evil of the steroid era. He might not have done it with the right intentions in mind but Jose’s book “Juiced” helped get the anti-steroid ball rolling. Canseco’s new book, Vindicated, spills more dirt although the information seems less reliable this time around.

Jose writes about people that he unsuccessfully tried to blackmail, and reminisces about the good ole days of being a washed up 38-year-old ballplayer that’s trying to catch on with the Los Angeles Dodgers.. At an open tryout. Jose remembers the day well..

“I was so desperate to get back in the game, in fact, that I did an open tryout for the L.A. Dodgers, a team that was in miserable shape back then. I ran well, I threw well, and I hit well, but they still didn’t want me.”

Newspaper reports from that fateful day paint a different picture.From the L.A. Daily News:

We retrieved the Daily News account of what happened that day at Vero Beach, Fla. Staff writer Rich Hammond wrote that Canseco “flubbed groundballs and flailed at offspeed pitches.” He documented that “in a timed sprint at the start of the workout, Canseco started a half-second early, then refused a request to run again. As his colleagues lined up to field grounders at shortstop, Canseco walked to the dugout and didn’t participate in the drill. In 18 batting-practice swings, Canseco hit one home run and four balls to the warning track, then went 2 for 5 with two singles, a walk and two strikeouts in a game among the tryout participants. He played an awkward first base during the game.”

I don’t know what it is but for some reason the newspaper’s account seems more like what happened.. Could it be because it’s the truth? Do PEDs affect the memory? That would explain Jose mistaking the play described above for hitting, running, and throwing well. It would also explain why Andy Pettitte misremembers details about Roger Clemens.

WALL: Canseco squeezing out more juice. Courtesy of the Daily News

Tags: Jose Canseco, baseball, steroids, book

Rick Ross Supports Cheating Obama And HGH

HG — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:12:36 +0000

You’re rolling the dice by asking rapper Rick Ross questions other than his name or directions to the jeweler. Fast forward to the 1:12 mark where Ross says it’s ok for Barack Obama to get serviced while he’s on the road and away from his wife. From there the Miami based rapper moves on to HGH.

What’s wrong with a little HGH? You’re 35 years old, let’s take Shaq for instance. That’s my best friend. His hip, his knee,.. He’s 30 something years, jumpin up and down. What’s wrong with a little HGH?

C’mon, yall know Mark McGuire was only hitting 15 home runs a year then overnight they went to 60 a season.. But he did it for the game. I stopped watching baseball til HGH came back. So yall gotta keep it real. What yall wanna do? Yall wanna get money, yall wanna sell hotdogs, yall wanna sell memorabilia, gotta hit home runs. If yall wanna fuck around and go outta business keep fucking with Petiteet and ‘em and got ‘em telling on my boy Roger Clemens. Yall keep being with that bullshit. Roger Clemens is a fucking hero. Now yall turning yall back. Little HGH. Man throw 100 mile per hour fastballs, been doing it 20 years.

Is Rick implicating Shaq or just using him as an example? I couldn’t quite tell.. And of course Roger Clemens is a hero to Rick Ross. Clemens lives the life that Ross raps about. Clemens is caught up in the drug game, surrounded by haters and snitches, and getting sweated by the feds. Rick probably has a picture of Roger Clemens hanging between his Scarface movie poster and a picture of the real Freeway Ricky Ross.

Tags: Rick Ross, Roger Clemens, HGH, Shaquille O’Neal, video, youtube

ALEX RODRIGUEZ WANTS DAUGHTER TO MARRY ANDY PETTITTE

HG — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:49:21 +0000

Alex Rodriguez knows that the media and fans are going to scrutinize his performance as he nears the career home run record. Rodriguez has been loosely linked to the steroid and HGH era by Jose Canseco and John Rocker.. They’re not the two strongest character witnesses, but rumors take on a life of their own. In an attempt to pick up some good karma down the road, A-Rod is going above and beyond for admitted HGH user and teammate Andy Pettitte.

“Andy is one of the greatest human beings I’ve ever met. I have two daughters — well, I have one and one on the way. If I had a daughter, I would want ‘em to marry Andy Pettitte. The age difference might be a little awkward, but in today’s day and age anything is possible.”

If there really is a such thing as karma, I doubt that offering your first born child’s hand in marriage to Andy Pettitte is what clears your slate.. A-Rod’s not known for his sense of humor, but he was kidding.. Right? I mean, I hope he’s kidding. Cause if not, 50 year old Andy Pettitte (still looking good due to HGH use) is gonna dump his wife to hook up with A-Rod’s 18 year old daughter.. That will take these two guys version of Yankees keeping it in the family to a new level.

A-Rod Expects Questions. Courtesy of The Associated Press
Photo courtesy of The Associated Press

Tags: Alex Rodriguez, Andy Pettitte, New York Yankees, Steroids, HGH

STEROIDS INVESTIGATION LEADS TO ENTERTAINERS

HG — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:12:59 +0000

Naming people in steroid investigations is the in thing. Every other week, somebody gets accused of or admits to taking the juice. With the notable exception of Sylvester Stallone, the roid user is usually an athlete.

The investigation into the Albany, New York-Orlando, Florida Signature pharmacy drug trafficking ring has turned up over 10,000 names.. None more surprising than Mary J. Blige and Tyler Perry. 50 Cent and Timbaland were also named, along with Wyclef Jean, but everybody knew Fiddy and Timb were on something.

The best part of the investigation? Check out the name Mary J. Blige used to receive shipments:

Between August 2005 and January 2007 Blige allegedly received multiple shipments from an Orlando pharmacy of Jentropin, a human growth hormone, and Oxandrolone, an anabolic steroid, in orders sent to her at the Beverly Hills Hotel, MGM Grand in Las Vegas, and Clay Gym in New York City. At least one of the orders was mailed under the name “Marlo Stanfield,” which is the character name of a drug kingpin on the Baltimore-based HBO crime drama “The Wire.”

50 Cent’s is even better:

Jackson is alleged to have received shipments of steroids at his mansion in Farmington, Conn. in July 2006 an order was mailed to his residence under the name “Michael Jordan” and also at a residence on Oakmont Drive in Los Angeles. Steroids in his name also were mailed to the office of a Long Island chiropractor.

Curtis Jackson goes by Michael Jordan when he orders steroids to Mike Tyson’s old crib if you like keeping track of those sort of things.. Fif should give performance enhancers to his sales the next time he challenges Kanye West.

The most disturbing part of this report is Tyler Perry.. I mean say he flips out on some roid rage ish.. But he’s dressed as Madea.. As a man, are you allowed to knock him out? That’s a tough call.. But I say yes.

Steroids Now In The Music Industry and More. Courtesy of LadyDee

Artists and drugs. Courtesy of The Times Union

Tags: Steroids, Mary J Blige, 50 Cent, Timbaland, Wyclef Jean, Tyler Perry

ROGER CLEMENS FINALLY SPEAKS ON THE MITCHELL REPORT

HG — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 17:16:49 +0000

Ok, so Roger’s denying everything.. Of course he is.. I like how he and his team are hiding behind the mistake made by the Los Angeles Times. You may remember the L.A. Times reported that Roger Clemens’ name was mentioned in the Jason Grimsley affadavit. As it turns out, he wasn’t and now Team Clemens is saying see, we told you… Here’s my thing.. The informant for the Times had good information, he was only wrong about the source of the info. Guys up and down the Mitchell Report have come clean about their steroid/performance enhancing drug use. Roger Clemens’ ace boon coon Andy Pettitte admitted to using HGH, but Roger’s the one clean guy? Uh, no.. Roger should’ve paid more attention to how poorly Barry Bonds handled the allegations against him. America will forgive you if you come clean, but all of the hemmin and hawin, and videotaped denials are only making the hole deeper.

Tags: Roger Clemens, Mitchell Report, Sports, Baseball, utube, youtube