The negative reaction to Shaq asking Kobe how his ass taste is overblown. Shaq was out at a club having some fun, and now the sheriff that supported broadcasting female prisoners sitting on the toilet on the internet is stripping him of fake badges.. The world needs to lighten up. He dissed Kobe Bryant not Barack Obama.. And since people are dissing Kobe Bryant, why wouldn’t his accuser from Colorado make her own diss track?

If you somehow missed the video the first time around here’s the extended version:

Super agent Drew Rosenhaus comes to Shaq’s defense:

Kobe Bryant, Shaquille O’Neal, youtube, utube, Drew Rosenhaus

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Listen to Shaq dissing Kobe:

As soon as the Boston Celtics clinched the NBA championship I sent a text to one of my boys asking “How happy do you think Shaq is right now?” After listening to The Big Biggie’s latest, the answer to the question is “very”.. Even if Shaq is telling Stephen A. Smith that there’s no beef between himself and Kobe. The easiest way to tell that two people are getting along well is when one of them makes a diss track about the other.

Shaquille O’Neal and Kobe Bryant didn’t get along in Los Angeles for a number of reasons, but the straw that broke the Diesel’s back stemmed from Bryant’s 2003 arrest. Kobe made some comments to the police regarding Shaq’s handling of women on the side and of course those statements were leaked. It only took five years for Shaq to respond and I’m glad he did.

From TMZ.com:

After spending several verses shredding Kobe apart for losing in the NBA playoffs, Shaq drops the line, “I’m a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced.”

The line most likely references a comment Kobe made during his infamous 2003 rape case, when he told Colorado police that he “Should have done what Shaq does … Shaq would pay his women not to say anything.” The two became famously bitter rivals after the incident.

I thought Shaq and Kobe made up? I guess that deal is off.

The way I see it Kobe has two options of how to go back at Shaq.

Let’s hope he doesn’t choose to respond like this:

There’s no way KB24 can deal with Shaq-Fu on the mic so they’ll have to take it to the court.

Shaq had no idea it was coming but it cracks me up every time to watch Kobe dunk on O’Neal. The best part is Phil Jackson looking like “Kobe don’t….”Download the Shaquille O’Neal Kobe Bryant Diss

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Jamario Moon of the Toronto Raptors showed off his flow while he was mic’d up for the Raptors/Pistons game on Sunday. I give him two and a half on a scale from one to five. Moon gets points for freestylin’, but if he knew he was gonna be mic’d up, he should’ve spit some of his written rhymes and acted like he was coming off the top.. Like a real rapper.

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Loaded? check. Suns fan? check. Video camera? check. Ready to rap?

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“They got their eyes on the prize and I’ll tell you whys”, “Coming froma coming from Brazil like Barbosa, he’ll blow by you and then he’ll toast you, in the toaster”, and “they got goat boy, go back to Germany, go back to Berlin” are some of my favorite lyrics of all time. Tell me one MC he wouldn’t smash in a battle..

Kobe Bryant took exception to the “they’ll close line you like Raja Bell” line and demanded that I show this video:

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That video’s from back in the day.. Way back when Kobe wore number 8.. After seeing Otto flex his bilingual skills and playing the obligatory “rappin’ in a wifebeater” card, I don’t know why his album didn’t take off. He even got Tyra Banks on the track.. She only danced on stage because nothing says professional model and television host like backin your thang up at NBA All-Star weekend. I can’t wait to see Barbara Walters dancing for Ron Artest next year.

If you can’t quite make out what Kobe’s sayin, they claim to have the lyrics here.

Phoenix Suns fan rapping. Courtesy of YouTube

Kobe ft. Tyra Banks, K.O.B.E. Courtesy of YouTube

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