David Beckham of the LA Galaxy and AC Milan (?) is clearing some space in his garage by selling his 2002 Bentley Arnage T. Beckham orginally paid around $295,000 for the vehicle and had $120,000 worth of upgrades added to the car which he is now selling for $157,000 on Auto Trader.

Here are some of the features you get for an extra $120,000:

• Folding rear picnic tables
• Polished wheels
• Bespoke cup-holders to both front door pockets
• ‘Le Mans’ style wing vents
• Alpine hi-fi with sub-woofers
• Half wood/half leather steering wheel
• Roof mounted illuminated vanity mirrors to rear compartment
• Rear fridge
• Diamond cross handles
• Televisions in the rear headrests with bespoke covers

Picnic tables, televisions, and a refrigerator.. Sounds like a luxury RV more than a Bentley. If the Arnage is a little out of your price range you can pick up Wayne Rooney’s 2005 Mercedes G55 AMG for $103,000.

Another sign that the L.A. Galaxy and MLS were put too much stock in an aging David Beckham has been delivered by England coach Fabio Capello. The new man in charge for England made a Mike McCarthy/Ted Thompson like decision by moving Beckham to the bench in favor of young star on the rise Theo Walcott.

It’s usually hard for a superstar player to admit it’s time to move on. Nobody would be shocked if Beckham was pissed about the decision being made for him, but so far Becks is singing the praises of Walcott.

From The Mirror:

“I’m pleased for Theo and the team and I am happy to be here, but I don’t expect to play in every game. That’s the way it is.

“I was happy to get on in both games and would have liked to play more, but I don’t care whether I play or not. The most important thing is England winning and qualifying for the World Cup.”

Becks sounds good now, but if England’s World Cup chances are hanging in the balance you can believe that David Beckham will want to be on the pitch. Although his game is on the decline Beckham deserves to end his career on the field.

When David Beckham signed to play with the L.A. Galaxy some people believed Becks would bring Americans to soccer. And he did in his first year, but in his second season Beckham is seeing less people in the stands on the road. The Galaxy plays to a packed house at home, but the hopes of the MLS were that Beckham would fill stadiums league wide.

The economy could be a factor although MLB isn’t suffering any attendance problems. It’s more likely that a past his prime David Beckham can’t put the MLS on the map by himself.

There were 21,000 fewer fans in New York to watch Beckham play last weekend against the Red Bulls than a year ago. Last month’s visit to soccer-crazed Washington, D.C., drew about 10,000 fewer fans than the previous year despite the fact the 2007 game was played in a rainstorm.

If the numbers keep falling like this David Beckham won’t want to finish his contract let alone make it to his 100th cap. I can’t blame David Beckham for the MLS hyping him up when his best days were behind him, and I can’t blame Beckham for the league’s lack of other major stars. If the MLS can get 5-10 high profile players in their prime to come to the US and play, then and only then, will the sport move ahead of bass fishing and hotdog eating contest in popularity in the States.

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David Beckham’s teammates from the English national squad gave him a golden ipod to mark his 100th cap for England. The gold 32 gigabyte ipod ran the team £600 ($1188) and is sure to be filled with Spice Girls hits. If David Beckham doesn’t wear himself down playing for the L.A. Galaxy and f’n around with Reggie Bush, he hopes to play for England through the 2010 World Cup. That would most likely place him number one on England’s all-time cap list, passing the 125 games played by goalkeeper Peter Shilton.

David Beckham century gift – a golden ipod. Courtesy of the Telegraph

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I never type soccer here so if I’m mentioning soccer and some English cat I’ve never heard of, you know it’s not good news. Ashley Young, a star striker for England and Aston Villa has an interesting pre-game ritual. This tops anything I’ve ever heard. Forget eating a certain food, or wearing the same underwear, Ashley Young jacks it on webcam.

As he groped himself 22-year-old Aston Villa star Young said: “I’d love to lick ur ****** making them nice and ****…yeh babe, teasing ur ****.”

Ignoring all the rules on handling, he went to huge lengths to show himself off and feverishly bashed out saucy demands like: “I wanna have my **** between ur **** and u ****ing the top of my ****.”

It sounds like it would be made up, but unfortunately, there are pictures to prove that it happened… And it’s not even the first time. He’s on the record for a few pre-game strokes on cam.

Europe is so much more progressive than we are. If Kevin Durant got caught on Adult Friend Finder stroking the j, he’d never live it down. Ashley Young will probably be some kind of hero in Britain.

Ashley Young Web Cam Sex. Courtesy of News of the World

Tags: Ashley Young, Soccer, Webcam, Sex, England, Aston Villa

Let me start this by saying I am in no way making fun of Rampage Jackson… I have all the respect in the world for him.. With that said, dude is a fool, and I mean that with love. The Guardian Unlimited caught up with Quinton in England for a little q&a, and he didn’t disappoint. On the ladies:

People lied to me! They said that women here weren’t good-looking. I went out last night and I saw a whole bunch of good-looking women. I didn’t know you guys had so many Asian women. Y’all don’t know anything about me – I like Asian women. I’ve just been over in Japan with Pride – I was like a kid in a candy store, I should’ve been paying them to keep me out there.

Actually man, we do know about you. With Leather showed us how you like to harass Japanese women while they’re at work. His love of the ladies doesn’t stop with the English or the Asians. On his favorite Disney movie:

Maybe Aladdin. I don’t know what other movies they make, but I like that one. [Huge grin] I like Jasmine. I love Jasmine.

I thought Aladdin was a cool little flick but I didn’t want to sex any of the characters. At this point I’m not even sure if Rampage knows Jasmine’s a cartoon.

This guy is nuts.. Not that we didn’t know that already. Anybody that wants to get into the cage and fight for a living is a little bit off, but Rampage takes the cake. If you want to read Jackson’s takes on religion, Mickey Mouse, and the Junkyard Dog, do yourself a favor and check out the whole interview.

Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson . Courtesy of the Guardian Unlimited

Just because he has moves like that doesn’t mean he’ll be a star, but little Marc Nicklin is definitely crowd pleasing. When ESPN starts airing Street Soccer I’m sure this youngin’ will be featured.

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