If there’s anything we’ve learned from the Tiger Woods scandal it’s that the world’s number one golfer loves white women. Or, that out of all the affairs Tiger had only the white women have come forward. I can only imagine how embarrassing it must be for Tiger’s mother Katilda that her son didn’t step out on Elin with any Asians. Jillian Barberie Reynolds of Good Day LA notices Tiger’s racial tendencies and says that we should’ve known this after looking at Elin.

I’m not a white American but I gotta believe similar rules apply for honky as nigga. White people can call one another honky as a show of affection. Other races can’t/shouldn’t use the word.. Unless no white people are around. Then you can toss it around without regard like that honk… white guy Jay Cutler does the football for the Chicago Bears.

When Tiger Woods married former model and Jesper Parnevik nanny Elin Nordegren it seemed he had captured his fairytale lifestyle. He was the king of his sport, he had made enough money to last until the sun burns out, and he found a beautiful wife and started a family. Being human and extremely driven Tiger Woods always wants more and according to the National Enquirer his more is named Rachel Uchitel.

The Enquirer caught up with Uchitel at an Australian hotel when Tiger Woods was there playing in the Australian Open. Coincidence? They think not. Sports by Brooks has followed up on the lead with more pictures of Uchitel. We all know you’re not supposed to cheat if you take the vows of marriage but some couples have agreements and for all I know Tiger and Elin are one of those couples. What concerns me is Tiger’s choice of fling. Some chick from the Hamptons scene? He’s Tiger Woods. I’m expecting him to be bang princesses, or aliens, or anybody more spectacular than a 34-year-old hanger-on. But I bet her putt putt is bonkers.. I’ll let you be the judge.

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Rachel Uchitel

Rachel Uchitel: Photos Of Tiger’s Alleged Mistress [Sports by Brooks]

I thought this story had been put to rest a long time ago, and I was wrong. The Irish magazine The Dubliner has issued an official apology to Elin Nordegren Woods and agreed to pay “substantial” damages for publishing photos they claimed to be Elin Nordegren nude. I don’t know how much “substantial” is, but with Tiger Woods climbing towards a billion bucks, this isn’t about the money. It’s about clearing Elin’s name.

The photos turned out to be Playboy model Kim Hiott, and you can check her out after this barely SFW jump.

What was I typing about? Oh yeah… This isn’t Elin Nordegren Woods, but Kim Hiott is looking damn hiott (no i, drop a t) in this pic.

The Dubliner Apologizes to Tiger Woods’ Wife Elin Nordegren. Courtesy of Huliq.com

Tiger’s Wife: Elin Nordegren?. Courtesy of MCraigweaver.com

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Tags: Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods, Nude Photos, Kim Hiott, Playboy Model