There are three things you can count on.. Death, taxes, and Julian Tavarez screwing something up. I’m a St. Louis Cardinals fan so I got all of the Tavarez I could handle back in ‘04 when he broke his hand punching the dugout wall during the playoffs. Now, by way of the Red Sox Monster comes another great Julian Tavarez story. Read the full story

Curt Schilling of the Boston Red Sox has picked up a new toy which he can use to write 38 Pitches or play World of Warcraft. This HP laptop was designed by graffiti artist de la Vega, one of 9 artist picked by PC magazine to pimp out some computers for charity. Schilling is the first person to take one off the market, and I’m hoping A) he got this for his kids or B) it’s for him and  he breaks this bad boy out in the Sox clubhouse and the boys let him have it.. On camera of course. Read the full story

Damn I feel for Gary Coleman.. Things have gotten so bad that he’s being forced to sell his signed clothing just to round up money for chapstick and lotion. If you ever wanted some size xl 12 regular athletic pants from Gap Kids that happened to be signed by Gary Coleman then EBay is the place for you. Read the full story