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It was a little over a week ago when Tony Romo proved he wasn’t a “cat” to Jessica Simpson. Tony got on stage with some rockers and channeled his inner boy band member for his woman.. And then, as you can tell from the picture, Tony had to help Jessica’s seemingly drunk ass into the car… And speaking of Romo and being drunk, Jimmy Kimmel’s cousin Sal must be hitting the sauce hard and often. He allegedly gave his newborn son Romo as a middle name.. For the kid’s sake, I’m glad he was born now and not earlier. Having a middle name of Bledsoe, Carter, or Henson woulda been a lot harder to explain.

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Tags: Dallas Cowboys, Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson, drunk, Jimmy Kimmel, Cousin Sal

If you go to a sporting event, you’re gonna see drunk people. That’s just how it works. Whether it’s a little league game or the World Series, somebody’s gonna be smashed. In the good ole U.S. and A. you’re gonna find America’s Drunkest Fans at football games and NASCAR events.

Here’s an inebriated New Yorker supporting the Jets:

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Jeezus.. Why didn’t her man get a handle on her? He’s just sitting there lettin’ her get loaded and go Courtney Love on the stadium… He’s a better dude than me. I once quit seeing a chick because she got tipsy and was really, really, really into the football game.. It was embarrassing, but I was more pissed that I was supposed to be drinking, and she was gonna drive home… Anyways.. On to the NASCAR fans:

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There are plenty of stereotypes to draw from the video but the most obvious is that they’re Tony Stewart fans… I feel sorry for that kid. I hope that apple falls as far away from the tree as possible.

Tags: NFL, NASCAR, Drinking, You Tube

I don’t own a Nintendo Wii and I thank God for it.. I would hate for there to be video of me doing this shit.. 

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She seems like she’s having a good time and getting in a little workout, but all that jumping around is too much for me. Call me old fashion but I like to sit on the couch to play my video games.

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Thanks to Wii anybody can live like the rich and famous. You know.. getting drunk, playing tennis, and screaming incoherently. All the fun stuff regular folk could only dream about until now.

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The dude that threw this video up on YouTube claims this is his SOBER roommate. Even if I wasn’t drunk, I would lie to people and say I was if that was me in the video. If you’re given the choice of being a drunk Wii playing fool or a spazz it’s easier to blame alcohol.

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Alcohol.. It’s like steroids for hecklers and there’s no better place for fans to juice up than right in the parking lot. A lot of food, plenty of drank, and a video camera are all that you need for a successful tailgate.

Jacksonville Jaguars fans like to kickoff the festivities with some beverages, a fire, and two chicks wrestling a dude.

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 People drink in Philly? Which is more of a dead giveaway that this video is early in the season: one guy screaming that the Phils will dominate the NL East or the dude being excited about Brett Myers?

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Penn State alumni having a good time. Keep this up and we’ll be seeing the likes of Blair Thomas and Mike McQueary cleaning up outside the stadium.

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NASCAR fans gettin loose:

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I’ve gotten drunk and passed out around my friends, (”Get my hat… get my NC State hat. My granddaddy gave me that hat”..mind you the hat was filled with vomit cause Gabe didn’t want me to earl in his car.) but none of my friends ever teabagged me while I was unconscious. At least not that I know of… Everytime I watch this video I feel differently about it. Sometimes I think the dude is legitimately hammered, other times I think it’s fake because he wakes his ass up and seems reasonably cognizant.

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