New York Giants defensive end Usi Umenyiora joined Erik Kuselias on Mike and Mike in the Morning last month where he premiered his Tom Brady diss. In the spirit of Shaquille O’Neal, Usi Umenyiora ask Brady how something tastes.

As Kuselias points out Tom Brady has three rings, but it must have been the football gods, not Giselle and her boyfriend, that were pissed off at Usi’s rap. A month and a half after spittin’ “Tell me how my ring taste” Umenyiora injured his knee and was out for the season. Bill Parcells will have to amend his quarterback commandments to include ‘Thou shall not diss Tom Brady’.

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Listen to Shaq dissing Kobe:

As soon as the Boston Celtics clinched the NBA championship I sent a text to one of my boys asking “How happy do you think Shaq is right now?” After listening to The Big Biggie’s latest, the answer to the question is “very”.. Even if Shaq is telling Stephen A. Smith that there’s no beef between himself and Kobe. The easiest way to tell that two people are getting along well is when one of them makes a diss track about the other.

Shaquille O’Neal and Kobe Bryant didn’t get along in Los Angeles for a number of reasons, but the straw that broke the Diesel’s back stemmed from Bryant’s 2003 arrest. Kobe made some comments to the police regarding Shaq’s handling of women on the side and of course those statements were leaked. It only took five years for Shaq to respond and I’m glad he did.

From TMZ.com:

After spending several verses shredding Kobe apart for losing in the NBA playoffs, Shaq drops the line, “I’m a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced.”

The line most likely references a comment Kobe made during his infamous 2003 rape case, when he told Colorado police that he “Should have done what Shaq does … Shaq would pay his women not to say anything.” The two became famously bitter rivals after the incident.

I thought Shaq and Kobe made up? I guess that deal is off.

The way I see it Kobe has two options of how to go back at Shaq.

Let’s hope he doesn’t choose to respond like this:

There’s no way KB24 can deal with Shaq-Fu on the mic so they’ll have to take it to the court.

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