Alex Rodriguez’s life would make a good episode for The Twilight Zone. A-Rod has been blessed with the skills and talent of the greatest baseball player of all-time, but he’s carrying a curse that won’t let him win over his teammates or fans. The latest stories have Alex linked to Madonna and his wife Cynthia in Paris with Lenny Kravitz.

Cynthia Rodriguez’ mother denied that her daughter was out of the country, but Lenny Kravitz has spoken and said that it’s true.

From US Magazine:

“There is absolutely no affair between Cynthia Rodriguez and myself. This is unequivocally 100% not true.

“Cynthia is a friend and is here with the godfather of her baby, who is also Alex’s trainer, his wife and their baby girl.”

“She came here to escape from everything happening in New York City. I opened my home to her as a friend and I find it extremely hurtful that I am now being referred to as an adulterer.”

See, there’s nothing happening here. Lenny Kravitz says so.. Whether he’s to be believed is an all together different story. I’d like to believe him but it’s not like he’d come out and say “yeah I’m banging the dude’s wife.” All I know is if I was having problems with my spouse and she ran off to Paris with Lenny Kravitz or any rich, earthy type of dude, I wouldn’t be making any anniversary plans.

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The Mitchell Report dropped and while all hell didn’t break out, Roger Clemens’ name officially did. The video features Roger’s lawyer, Rusty Hardin, standing by his man. Mr. Hardin seems bent on discrediting Brian McNamee, somehow forgetting or overlooking the fact that Roger Clemens was reportedly mentioned in the Jason Grimsley investigation.. The Mitchell Report had access to the Jason Grimsley files, but they were redacted.

So now Clemens and his team get to go through a version of what Barry Bonds went through. Out of all of the names on the list, Clemens is the one being singled out. Even though the whole league was walking around with syringes, Roger Clemens is the Mitchell Report fall guy… This does explain Roger’s bat throwing at Mike Piazza (noticeably absent from the report) in the 2000 World Series as a simple case of roid rage.

I jacked the list of all of the names in the report from Deadspin,

where they are crushing the Mitchell coverage. I’m pretty sure Paul Loduca never planned on having his note about a returned check plastered across the tubes… Here’s the list:

All the players listed in the section VIII. B.: “Information Regarding Purchases or Use of Performance Enhancing Substances by Players in Major League Baseball” (section 3 is “Radomski¹s Distribution of Performance Enhancing Substances to Major League Baseball Players”)

Lenny Dykstra
David Segui
Larry Bigbie
Brian Roberts
Jack Cust
Tim Laker
Josias Manzanillo
Todd Hundley
Mark Carreon
Hal Morris
Matt Franco
Rondell White
Roger Clemens
Andy Pettitte
Chuck Knoblauch
Jason Grimsley
Gregg Zaun
David Justice
F.P. Santangelo
Glenallen Hill
Mo Vaughn
Denny Neagle
Ron Villone
Ryan Franklin
Chris Donnels
Todd Williams
Phil Hiatt
Todd Pratt
Kevin Young
Mike Lansing
Cody McKay
Kent Mercker
Adam Piatt
Miguel Tejada
Jason Christiansen
Mike Stanton
Stephen Randolph
Jerry Hairston
Paul Lo Duca
Adam Riggs
Bart Miadich
Fernando Vina
Kevin Brown
Eric Gagne
Mike Bell
Matt Herges
Gary Bennett, Jr.
Jim Parque
Brendan Donnelly
Chad Allen
Jeff Williams
Howie Clark
Nook Logan

Section IX. B.”Alleged Internet Purchases of Performance Enhancing Substances By Players in Major League Baseball”

Rick Ankiel, Paul Byrd, Jay Gibbons, Troy Glaus, Jose Guillen, Jerry Hairston, Jr., Gary Matthews, Jr., and Scott Schoeneweis, and former players David Bell, Jose Canseco, Jason Grimsley, Darren Holmes, John Rocker, Ismael Valdez, Matt Williams, and Steve Woodard.”

BALCO FOLK

Marvin Benard
Barry Bonds
Bobby Estalella
Jason Giambi
Jeremy Giambi
Benito Santiago
Gary Sheffield
Randy Velarde

You know what stands out after looking at all of these names? Roger Clemens.. And a gang of scrubs.. If you have to say ‘oh yeah, I remember him’, the steroids didn’t work for that guy.

So there you have it.. All of the names, and Roger Clemens’ lawyer going on the offensive. There will probably be more players callin bs on the report over the next few days. There will definitely be too much talking down about the whole situation. I say too much talking because when the 2008 season rolls around, MLB will be working it’s way to a fifth consecutive attendance record.

The Mitchell Report

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