When Vitamin Water isn’t adding a few zeros to David Wright’s bank account they’re rolling out tight commercials. My favorite is Tracy McGrady tossing the sheep, and coming in a close second is Urlacher and Big Papi playing badminton.

Vitamin Water’s latest ad features stars from MLB (David Ortiz), the NFL (Brian Urlacher and Adrian Peterson), and the NBA (Dwight Howard). Rapper 50 Cent appears alongside the athletes but I’m not sure why. It could be 50′s amateur boxing history, or it could be because Curtis was linked to performance enhancing drugs… Either way, it looks like the astronaut theme is big with athletes this year.

Picture scooped from Thisis50.com by way of Nah Right.

Tags: Vitamin Water, Dwight Howard, Brian Urlacher, Adrian Peterson, David Ortiz, 50 Cent, Picture

I don’t think it’s news to anyone that David Ortiz likes to eat. His name is Big Papi, and his batting average could be mistaken for his weight. I kid the big guy.. The food looks like it would be the bizness, but if Big Papi is spitting on his hands before he cooks, I’ll pick up Manny Ramirez’s grill and go it alone.

More David Ortiz:
David Ortiz Reggaeton Star?
David Ortiz: The Opposite Of Daunte Culpepper

Tags: David Ortiz, Boston Red Sox, MLB, Manny Ramirez, youtube, utube

If any team in MLB is built to turn a series around quickly, it’s the Boston Red Sox. Josh Beckett’s stuff gets nastier as the situation gets more crucial. Curt Schilling is able to muster up 5 good innings when he truly needs to, and the bullpen, since locking Eric Gagne in a deep freezer, is pretty much lights out. The offense is loaded with stars like Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz, and the ultra clutch Mike Lowell, and the kids, Dustin Pedroia and Jacoby Ellsbury play like seasoned vets.

So hats off to the Boston Red Sox, the 2007 World Series champions…

And speaking of Boston, what a time to be fan in that city? Boston College is #2 in college football, the New England Patriots are going Mike Tyson in his prime on the rest of the league, and Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, and Ray Allen give the Celtics the their best look at the NBA Finals in yeeears. Can you imagine if Boston College wins the BCS championship, the Patriots win the Super Bowl, and then the Celtics get the summer rolling with an NBA title? Thank Jeezus it won’t happen. Boston holding 4 championships at the same time is believed by most to signal the begin of Hell on Earth.

Tags: World Series, Baseball, Boston Red Sox, MLB, Boston, Sports

[Photo Courtesy of Jed Jacobsohn/Getty Images]

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Remember when I wondered if David Ortiz would be the Lastings Milledge of reggaeton? Yeah, neither did.. Back then I had only seen a few clips of Ortiz reggaetonin’ but now we have the whole video. Big Papi gets on the mic at the 2:36 mark and he’s spittin’ in spanish. A translation would be greatly appreciated.. And while you’re at it, translate this video for me too….

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All I can make out is War Eagle and mom hopes somebody gets the death penalty… God  bless ‘em… And I can understand spanish better than this mangling of Rapper’s Delight.

David Ortiz: The Opposite of Daunte Culpepper

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Athletes are usually in the position of having their ice taken, or mistakenly giving it away and asking for it back rather than taking people’s pieces. David Ortiz is trying to change things up little.

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I need somebody to translate this video for me. I remember hearing a track or something with Big Papi and Mclaen but I don’t know what happened to it and it was in Spanish so I don’t know what it was saying. Don’t let me find out David Ortiz is the Lastings Milledge of Reggaeton.

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