This past Saturday night was a bad time to piss people off if you were youth softball umpire David Ray Kelly or Suge Knight. Kelly was involved in a heated argument during a 10-year-old girl’s league softball tournament in Tennessee, and Knight argued with some men inside and outside of a Hollywood, Ca. nightclub. Both men ended up on the losing side of their disputes.

While the story of Suge Knight getting knocked out was treated like the house landing on the Wicked Witch, umpire puncher Jonathon Rose was only greeted by the police. From WSMV.com:

Witnesses said the incident occurred after a dispute over a play at the athletic fields on Park Drive in Columbia during a 10-year-old girls’ league softball tournament game.

The altercation apparently intensified when umpire David Ray Kelly called Summertown Lady Volcanoes assistant coach Jonathan Rose a liar, according to what witnesses told police.

Police said as Kelly turned to walk away, Rose punched him and knocked him unconscious.

The game was canceled after the fight, and Rose was arrested on charges of aggravated assault. The saddest part of the story is that the Lady Volcanoes have been kicked out of the league because of an assistant coach with a mean hook. The parents hope to put the team back together under a new name.

I don’t think a name change will help Suge live this down.

Suge Knight picture courtesy of TMZ.com

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This audio’s been floating around and getting pulled for the last few days so listen to it while you can. If you’re keeping score, Dwyane Wade has now been linked to Gabrielle Union, Star Jones, and some chick calling into a radio program. I think the call’s fake, and probably staged by the show themselves, but if it’s real, this is a dangerous development.. I’ll call it the Superheadzation of our country. What’s up with the kissin and tellin? Jumpoffs know they’re jumpoffs so they don’t need to be running off at the mouth.. or pen. Take your money or night of glory or whatever you’re getting out of it and keep it moving.

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Let me start off by saying I’m embarrassed for the city of Los Angeles. C’mon people.. Rick Fox? You’re chasing Rick Fox around? We see celebs at least of the d-list variety damn near everyday. Just the other day, in a span of about 20 minutes, I saw Carlton Banks, Eva Pigford, and Deal or No Deal girl #21. None of them were being mobbed like Muhammad Ali, and they’re all more worthy.. You know you wanna tell Alfonso to dance.. Moving on… There are 3 great moments in this video.

1. Rick Fox telling the dude to sell his cds for $100 a pop. Negro please. That cat will sell zero cds in front of the barbershop if he’s slangin ‘em for a 100 bucks. Keep the price at $10 dog.. But if Rick’s paying $100 for cds, I’m gonna start rapping and post up in Rick’s driveway.

2. Somebody asking Rick Fox if he saw the Oscar De La Hoya pictures. For one, who wants Rick Fox’s opinion on anything anymore? He’s not playing, he’s not married to Vanessa Williams, who cares what he thinks? “Hey Rick, have you seen the Vivica Fox sex tape?”

3. Rick Fox placing a side bet on a parking lot fight. A professional athlete putting money down on people or animals fighting.. Shocking.

Rick Fox likes blondes and white women like NBA players.. Even more shocking.

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