Hey kids!! If you wanna grow up to be a sports superstar you gotta put in long hours of practice, and keep moving around from district to district until you find the school that will feature your talents. You’re gonna need instruction too.. Lessons from a master. That’s where Harold Reynolds and Co. step in. 

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That would be a bad ass camp to go to if you’re a kid. Ozzie Smith, Torii Hunter, Tony Gwynn, and Jeff Brantley plus Showalter and Girardi is a pretty sweet line-up. Harold Reynolds kills it at the end with the ball between the legs. Of course, if he did that in a parking lot at the Outback Steakhouse, I could see how a woman might misinterpret his intentions.

Here’s MJ gettin his tudor on.

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The most exciting basketball player of all time is boring as hell as a coach. And why hasn’t he coached yet? Bird, Magic, and Zeke all coached, but Michael went straight for management and ownership.  Lesson learned: Never put your eggs in Kwame Brown’s basket. He’ll never put the ball in yours.

For you aspiring quarterbacks, I effeciently present… Brock Huard.

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All I can say is adjlfkajd kjdfalkdjfa. That’s what all the kids are saying instead of “lol” and all of that. It was like Super Troopers, but instead of meow Brock was using any variation of effecient. Brock’s next video: How to effeciently transform from an inefficient NFL quarterback to a television broadcaster in 7 efficient steps.