When Vitamin Water isn’t adding a few zeros to David Wright’s bank account they’re rolling out tight commercials. My favorite is Tracy McGrady tossing the sheep, and coming in a close second is Urlacher and Big Papi playing badminton.

Vitamin Water’s latest ad features stars from MLB (David Ortiz), the NFL (Brian Urlacher and Adrian Peterson), and the NBA (Dwight Howard). Rapper 50 Cent appears alongside the athletes but I’m not sure why. It could be 50’s amateur boxing history, or it could be because Curtis was linked to performance enhancing drugs… Either way, it looks like the astronaut theme is big with athletes this year.

Picture scooped from Thisis50.com by way of Nah Right.

Tags: Vitamin Water, Dwight Howard, Brian Urlacher, Adrian Peterson, David Ortiz, 50 Cent, Picture

Remember when I wondered if David Ortiz would be the Lastings Milledge of reggaeton? Yeah, neither did.. Back then I had only seen a few clips of Ortiz reggaetonin’ but now we have the whole video. Big Papi gets on the mic at the 2:36 mark and he’s spittin’ in spanish. A translation would be greatly appreciated.. And while you’re at it, translate this video for me too….

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All I can make out is War Eagle and mom hopes somebody gets the death penalty… God  bless ‘em… And I can understand spanish better than this mangling of Rapper’s Delight.

David Ortiz: The Opposite of Daunte Culpepper

Athletes are usually in the position of having their ice taken, or mistakenly giving it away and asking for it back rather than taking people’s pieces. David Ortiz is trying to change things up little.

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I need somebody to translate this video for me. I remember hearing a track or something with Big Papi and Mclaen but I don’t know what happened to it and it was in Spanish so I don’t know what it was saying. Don’t let me find out David Ortiz is the Lastings Milledge of Reggaeton.

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