I’m a huge fan of Serena Williams‘ backhand and back-side. I’ve written about (and dreamed of) the latter several times on the site. Whether it’s Serena talking about her big ass, talking about her boobs and ass, or surfing with her boyfriend, if it involves Serena Williams and her booty, I’m in. But(t)…

The folks at Urban Re-Up came up with this barely SFW video of a Los Angeles Lakers fan with a booty that will bounce Serena from any tournament.

That ass is so big it has to be from the same island as King Kong. And there’s no way she can ride on an airplane. I can’t wait until Lil Dez sees this video and asks Kobe to explain.

Lil Dez: Hey Kobe, what’s wrong with her booty? Do you like booties like that? I heard A-Rod likes the she-male, muscular type of booty.. Why do so many black athletes like white booty? Does Luke Walton pull black chicks? Kobe.. Kobe.. Kobe.. Is that really her booty or is that where Jordan Farmar was hiding during the playoffs? Who gets the most booty on the team? Is it DJ Mbenga? I bet it’s DJ. That’s a cool name. Kobe..

This isn’t a new story or anything.. I just like the quote from Serena. When she’s right, she’s right.

“Just because I have large bosoms, and I have a big ass [laughter], I swear, my waist is 30 inches — 29 to 30 inches, it’s really small! I have the smallest waist, but just because I have those two assets, it looks like I’m not fit. Just in the locker room staring at my body, I’m like, ‘Am I not fit, really not fit? Or is it just that I have all these extra assets?’ You know, it just looks like I’m not fit. I don’t care if I didn’t eat for two years, I still wouldn’t be a size two. No matter how slim I am, I always have this and that. I’m just not that way, I’m bootylicious.”

Here’s some evidence that Serena is telling the truth:

I hear a lot of people complaining about Serena’s physique, but those people are crazy or they just don’t know anything about “body”. Serena got it going on, and I would say that even if she wasn’t reading my blog religiously.

The only thing bigger than Serena’s ass will be your payouts from getting an ace-king hand and going down in Caribbean Poker history for using caribbean stud poker odds and ante bet guides from CasinoBonus.org!

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Fit or unfit? Courtesy of SI.com