It was reported last week that Denver Nuggets forward Kenyon Martin went ballistic on his teammates after finding his Range Rover filled with buttered popcorn as an April Fool’s day joke. Thirty Mile Zone has come up with audio and yes Martin sounds pissed but not as mad as I had hoped/expected.

If any of the Nuggets had balls they would fill K-Mart’s car up with popcorn again but roll a camera on his reaction this time. Only if..

Kenyon Martin’s Locker Room Tirade — On Tape [TMZ]

The Chicago White Sox have lost five games in a row, and seven of their last 10, but manager Ozzie Guillen isn’t worried about that. At a time when his team is struggling to score runs, Ozzie is more concerned with who the Chicago Cubs choose to honor.

”How about the Cubs celebrating that Lee Elia bull[crap]? How many times I curse people out, I will make a lot of money with my [crap]. I have to keep going because in the future Ozzie [Jr.] will need money and I can say, ‘Here, give me money, here’s the 10-year anniversary of the time I called [Sun-Times columnist Jay] Mariotti stuff and the time I went on the radio and cursed out Mike North last year.’

I hear Ozzie but he’s overvaluing his rants. Even in these hypersensitive and politically correct times, calling Jay Mariotti a fag and cussing on the radio doesn’t touch what Lee Elia did in 1983.

Here’s the Lee Elia clip:

It’s funny every time I listen to it, and like DiMaggio’s 56 game hit streak, this feat will never be topped.

More from Ozzie. Courtesy of the Chicago Sun-Times

Ozzie Guillen, Chicago White Sox, Lee Elia, Chicago Cubs, audio