The Starting Five caught up with Skip Bayless for an interview and ole Skippy went in on everything. He retells some of the stories from his books and clears the air on his “Troy Aikman is gay” controversy.(THE STARTING FIVE)

Tiger Woods returned from knee surgery and looked good the first day of the WGC Match Play Championship. I don’t know if he looked odds-on-favorite good but he wasn’t showing any signs of pain or surgery. Day two was terrible for Tiger as Tim Clark took him out 4 and 2. The biggest losers here are the execs at NBC who were counting on Tiger playing through the weekend.(SPORTS BY BROOKS)

Legos were (are) the shit. It used to be (is) fun to sit around with a bucket of Legos building ridiculous things like a replica PNC Park. Unfortunately my Lego skills only allow for small spaceships and houses with no roofs. Thank God for people with too much time on their hands.(PSAMP)

The Dallas Cowboys continue to stay in the headlines for all the wrong reasons. At least this time the players aren’t turning on each other or cheating on their girlfriends. No, this time the Cowboys and their partnership with Mattel have managed to piss off the uptight with the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Barbie.(DEADSPIN)

You probably don’t think there are a lot of similarities between playing quarterback and being a gynecologist. You’re right. But there is one thing they have in common.. Soft hands.(GLOBAL SPORTS FRATERNITY)

Gatorade is going all out with their new “G” campaign. They’ve sent me a couple of boxes of the G-Juice without asking me to plug the product once, and theyrecruited some heavyweights like Derek Jeter, Kevin Garnett, and Jimmy Johnson to promote the product Monty Python style. (NESW SPORTS)

There are plenty of ways to celebrate during the Super Bowl. I barely remember one time in Vegas when I decided to chase the 300 shrimp and 52 cocktails I had with a nice Cuban cigar. Long story short, I wound up in gas station parking lot puking my guts out (I think some of the shrimp were still flopping around) while a crowd gathered around me and rooted for me to throw up again. As embarrassing as that was, I wasn’t driving and I damn sure didn’t crash my car into a cop on a horse. Well, I might’ve.. When I woke up I was back in Los Angeles.(SPORTS BY BROOKS)