Ashley Cole is a British footballer soccer player who’s married to singer, TV personality, and model Cheryl Cole. For now. Reports say Cheryl texted Ashley “Move out, it’s over” this weekend after the story broke of Ashley cheating again. And again. This marks the fifth discretion for Ashley in his less than four year marriage.

There’s no telling if the women will start rolling over on Cole like they did Tiger Woods. At this point it doesn’t matter. Wifey is leaving and he’s in hot-water with Chelsea for using a team official to help cover up his philandering. This once again proves that having it all isn’t enough.

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Shaquille O’Neal and Ashley Cole both had highly publicized split-ups from their wives. Neither man divorced leaving the door open for the marriages to be saved, but the two are going about it in very different ways.

The Big Reconciler filed for divorce in 2007, but it looks like he’s had a change of heart. Shaq and the woman he accused of ripping him off were seen out in about in the Phoenix area, and looking lovey dovey. Shaq and Shaunie were spotted at the Wildlife World Zoo, and they attended Muhammad Ali’s Celebrity Fight Night charity event. It looks like Shaq is taking cheaper to keep ‘er to heart.

Ashley Cole’s gonna have to put in more work than a trip to the zoo and a fancy dinner. Cheryl Cole is having a hard time forgiving him for cheating, and has placed a six month sex ban on their marriage… The ban seems like it would lead to more of the crime it’s trying to prevent, but what do I know? AC has planned a Saint Tropez getaway in hopes of bringing back his sex life and presumably, to work things out with his wife.

I’m gonna give ShaqnShaunie an 85% chance of saving their marriage. What’s a few pennies stashed away when you’re making $20 million+ a year? As for the Coles, I’ll give them a 35% chance. For one, European soccer players know how to party, and two, Ashley’s gonna get tired of Cheryl’s booty ban and start looking to score elsewhere.

The lust resort for Ashley Cole. Courtesy of The Sun

Shaq’s Courtin’. Courtesy of the New York Post

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