The latest issue of ESPN the Magazine hits newsstands Friday and will feature Presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCain in the 0.01 section going head-to-head in football uniforms. Obama is decked out in Chicago Bears gear while McCain wears the uniform of his home state Arizona Cardinals. Charles Gibson is going to referee the game although the McCain camp wanted the Bill O’Reilly-Sean Hannity crew and Barack’s side was hoping for Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews. Democratic Vice Presidential nominee Joe Biden should work on his broadcasting skills so he can do the highlights with Sarah Palin after the game.

The Cardinals don’t look soft like they did with Denny Green. Courtesy of Curt Menefee at the Fox Sports Blogs

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Rob Base “It takes two” video. Courtesy of 80s Baby

The battle for online football supremacy. Courtesy of The Big Lead

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KRS-ONE park jam. Courtesy of Nah Right

Michael Irvin getting his own show? Courtesy of Larry Brown Sports

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