• David Beckham has his pulse checked by a medic after practicing with AC Milan

Remember when Victoria Beckham was reportedly asking for more than a million bucks in protection money to keep the Mafia from targeting David Beckham while he played for AC Milan? She should have been focused a little closer to home.

The Pizons Posh’s boo needs protection from are none other than the AC Milan coaching staff. From the Mail Online via Deadspin:

During a training session with AC Milan, where he is currently on loan from LA Galaxy, the former England skipper was left gasping for breath and even had to have his pulse checked by a concerned medic.

The father-of-three was left so out of breath that he could barely stand up after taking part in a gruelling training session with his fellow team-mates.

His lacklustre display comes despite AC Milan’s club doctor Jean-Pierre Meerseeman saying earlier this week that the midfielder still had a lot of life left in him as a professional footballer.

Posh was worried about hit men and car bombs when it’s gonna be wind sprints and dribbling drills that take out her husband. In Becks’ defense, he’s still in underwear modeling shape.

The Mail Online goes on to say that Beckham regained his composure and continued to practice but it can’t be long until AC Milan lends him back to the L.A. Galaxy. Dr. Meerseeman must have meant Beckham had a lot of life left in him as an MLS player because his days of playing at a high level against top competition are long gone.