Vitamin Water discovered a formula that works for them and they’re ridin’ it til the wheels fall off. Grab a couple of names from a cross-section of sports or entertainment, put them in situations that we would never imagine, and boom it’s a new commercial.

This time around Kool-Aid Lite Vitamin Water rounded up Brian Urlacher, 50 Cent, Carrie Underwood, and Adrian Peterson at the Ironbound Recreation Center in New Jersey to do some boxing and possibly some sort of water related sport. When they weren’t filming the ad, 50 Cent used his free time to hit on Carrie Underwood. Read the full story

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Naming people in steroid investigations is the in thing. Every other week, somebody gets accused of or admits to taking the juice. With the notable exception of Sylvester Stallone, the roid user is usually an athlete.

The investigation into the Albany, New York-Orlando, Florida Signature pharmacy drug trafficking ring has turned up over 10,000 names.. None more surprising than Mary J. Blige and Tyler Perry. 50 Cent and Timbaland were also named, along with Wyclef Jean, but everybody knew Fiddy and Timb were on something.

The best part of the investigation? Check out the name Mary J. Blige used to receive shipments: Read the full story

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If there can be a camera built into a phone, and a hot tub at a ballpark, then there’s definitely room for karaoke in a taxi… Building on the Taxicab Confessions model, Kansas City based Cabaraoke gives patrons the chance to sing on the way to their destination. That’s right, you too can get loaded (or not) and stumble thru 50 Cent’s Straight To The Bank.

The next time you’re drunk in K.C., call a cab so you can belt out Madonna, Cyndi Lauper, or Sir-Mix-Alot on your ride home… Queen’s “We Are The Champions” is always a solid choice too. (Some NSFW Language)

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Tags: Karaoke, Taxis, Singing Drunks, Youtube, Kansas City

Jason Whitlock interview. Courtesy of The Big Lead

These guys are 50 Centin’ their way into the game. I imagine this is how Lawrence Taylor feels…. Courtesy of Your Blog Blows

Roger Clemens was a waste of money. Courtesy of Larry Brown Sports

South Florida qb Matt Grothe hates Facebook. Courtesy of Sports By Brooks

Damn..Ron Zook got guns and he might be taking ‘em to the Rose Bowl. Courtesy of Deadspin

Some kickers that could have benifited from the lamest strategy of all time. Courtesy of 100% Injury Rate

C.C. Sabathia is trying to be like Doc Gooden. In a good way. Courtesy of One More Dying Quail

Karl Dorrell doesn’t care about black quarterbacks. Courtesy of Bruins Nation

Let’s slow down on all of the LaRussa to the Yankees talk. Courtesy of Signal To Noise

Golf Girl TV. Courtesy of Golf Girl’s Diary

Tags: Jason Whitlock Interview, New York Yankees, Black Quarterbacks, Sports, Facebook, Roger Clemens

The battle between Hip Hop heavyweights, 50 “Curtis” Cent and Kanye “Bush Hates Blacks” West, kicks off today… 50 has said he would retire from his solo career if Kanye’s “Graduation” out sells “Curtis”, and Kanye thinks he’s moving big numbers already. It’s such a big event that 50 and Kanye will appear on BET together to promote the albums, aided by Stuart Scott. According to the early rumor mill:

Initial prognostications from the respective camps in the Kanye West-50 Cent-Kenny Chesney chart race see the two rappers in the 600k range, each with a shot at beating Linkin Park’s first-week record of 625k back in May, while Chesney looks to be in the 450-500k area. As far as pre-orders go, West is leading 50 by 2-1 at both iTunes and Amazon.com, though Fitty has a 2-1 edge in searches at Yahoo, a reliable measure of buzz factor.

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Joe Morgan’s getting an Iphone. Courtesy of Awful Announcing

Stephon Marbury approves of the Zach Randolph trade. Courtesy of Posting And Toasting

French Maids. And a little boxing. Courtesy of The Big Picture

Jeff Garcia got married and celebrated. Courtesy of Sports By Brooks

Diddy gettin’ cozy with Claudia Jordan. Dayum. Courtesy of Crunk And Disorderly

Hip Hop Death Matches. G-Unit vs Wu Tang? Courtesy of Southern Comfort

Be nice with the Barry signs. Courtesy of Shakedown Sports

New 50 Cent, Styles P, Lil Wayne and more. Courtesy of The-XFacta

It’s from Friday but trust me you wanna party with Gino. Courtesy of We Are The Postmen

Golf gambling games. Courtesy of the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review