• Bonzi Wells is averaging 32.6 points and 9.4 rebounds a game in the Chinese Basketball Association

I’ve already written about how average NBA player Bonzi Wells has gone to China for 40k and is serving the Chinese Basketball Association on a nightly basis. He went for 52 in one game, and he had 19 fourth quarter points in another game to help his team get a victory.

Wells has been called the best player to ever suit up in the CBA, and now he has his own theme song. It’s actually Jesus’ (Christ not Shuttlesworth) theme song, but Handel’s Hallelujah chorus is played whenever Banzai Wells makes a big play.

Here’s what it sounds like when Bonzi throws one down: