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A-Rod and strippers of the she-male muscular variety. Courtesy of Deadspin

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Some J’s and a note can buy you a ‘94 Taurus. Courtesy of Bots, Bongs, and Bay’tin

The All Over and Under Paid baseball teams. Courtesy of Yahoo Sports

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