Ass Battle: Serena Williams vs. Laker Fan

I’m a huge fan of Serena Williams‘ backhand and back-side. I’ve written about (and dreamed of) the latter several times on the site. Whether it’s Serena talking about her big ass, talking about her boobs and ass, or surfing with her boyfriend, if it involves Serena Williams and her booty, I’m in. But(t)…

The folks at Urban Re-Up came up with this barely SFW video of a Los Angeles Lakers fan with a booty that will bounce Serena from any tournament.

That ass is so big it has to be from the same island as King Kong. And there’s no way she can ride on an airplane. I can’t wait until Lil Dez sees this video and asks Kobe to explain.

Lil Dez: Hey Kobe, what’s wrong with her booty? Do you like booties like that? I heard A-Rod likes the she-male, muscular type of booty.. Why do so many black athletes like white booty? Does Luke Walton pull black chicks? Kobe.. Kobe.. Kobe.. Is that really her booty or is that where Jordan Farmar was hiding during the playoffs? Who gets the most booty on the team? Is it DJ Mbenga? I bet it’s DJ. That’s a cool name. Kobe..