Prince Fielder won the 2009 Home Run Derby, disappointing the people of St. Louis who were pulling for hometown hero Albert Pujols. While Fielder gets to celebrate with his theme song, Pujols has to settle for staring at his towel guy’s number five mohawk.

Albert better have this dude on the payroll. That’s the only way to explain the haircut. That, or the dude bet Pujols he couldn’t hit 32 home runs by the All-Star break.