The female body is a beautiful object that should be held up and glorified. It could never receive enough praise. Amanda Beard recently joined the list of athletes to pose nude for Playboy, and hopefully more follow her. Here’s the women from the sports world that the magazine should be trying to land:
Anna Kournikova: She owes us. We supported her on her looks alone, and then we continued to support her when we knew she couldn’t play. She’s essentially the Russian, tennis playing, Paris Hilton.. Trust us Anna, the magazine is the classier route.
Serena and Venus Williams: I know what you’re thinking but no… Something along the lines of them getting undressed in the locker room, and then taking to the court to pose with the rackets or in the umpire’s chair. Now back to your idea…
Erin Andrews: A sexy, former cheerleader, that had the internet and college baseball teams goin nuts is a no brainer. She has the classic bunny look and Mike Gillespie Sr. says she’s a solid 9 1/2Â binoculars in his book.
Danica Patrick: She’s cute, fiesty, and fast. I can see her on the cover unzipping her fire retardant jumpsuit and inside the mag rockin nothing but her helmet. I can also see her stomping around and then shoving the photographer if she doesn’t like the pictures.
Pam Oliver: The pic doesn’t do her justice, but I didn’t want to link to the you tube clip of her in dem jeans. If she ever poses for the magazine good luck getting a copy before Joe Buck buys them all.
So there’s no confusion about the way I want these pics to turn out, here’s KG and Steph:
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July 6th, 2007 at 2:15 am
I still don’t understand how Danica Patrick is hot. Absolutely no butt whatsoever on that woman and just an okay face.
July 6th, 2007 at 3:35 am
Did you just call Danica a retard? I’m sorta with Signal, I think she’s cute, not hot. I don’t think there’s a whole lot behind the clothes. Now Erin Andrews and Serena…that’s an entirely different matter.
July 6th, 2007 at 7:32 am
Thanks for giving me a reason to Google Erin Andrews…and for the best 15 minutes of my morning with my office door closed!
And for the record, Danica Patrick is hot.
July 6th, 2007 at 9:16 am
I do not think that this conversation about Danica is very tasteful. ESPN the Mag would be very disappointed in you.
July 6th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Speaking of ERIN Andrews, where’s my girl, THEA?
July 6th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
1. I forgot how funny KG was in that commercial.
2. Starbury looks (allegedly) incredibly stoned.
July 6th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
@signal i dig the driving fast.
@B-Wiz you like your cold pizza with anchovies?
July 8th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
“I know one thing. I’m never doin’ Cat Fancy again.”
August 10th, 2007 at 4:54 am
what about Sharon Mann?