Barry Bonds was a normal-sized, media-friendly member of the Pittsburgh Pirates before he became the face of MLB’s steroid era. In 1991 the Pirates took a trip to Buffalo to face their Triple A affiliate Buffalo Bisons, and to have a home run derby. Barry steals the show with his bat and his mouth.

2:03 Barry prophetizes his career.
4:55 Barry compares his “Guns” with Joey Meyer.
5:15 Barry hits one off the center field scoreboard.
5:35 Barry explains how well he hit the home run.

That muthafucka was smoked. Wasn’t it? That shit was still going that wall fuckin’ fucked it up. That thing was on it’s way back to New York City.

Baseballs come from New York City? I didn’t know that. Whether it’s true or not this is the greatest Barry Bond quote of all-time.